"Skogie Too Heavy!"

Maida: Mommy, me hold Skogie, pees?

Mommy: Sure! Let me take your picture with him!

Maida: Yeah! Cheeeeeeeeese!

Maida: Mommy, Skogie too heavy.
Mommy: (laughing) One more picture. You both have to look at me, though!

Maida: No, Mommy. Skogie get down! Too heavy!!

Maida: (grunting) Off, Mommy! Too heavy!

Maida: (laughing) Skogie lay down, Mommy! Skogie lay my arm.

Maida: Skogie big guy, Mommy.

Mommy: (laughing hysterically) Yes, Maida. Skogen is a big guy.