Maida Raine Cracks Me Up

This girl has really been cracking me up lately. I only wish that I could remember to write down half of the things she says to me.

Here are a few of my favorites that I actually remembered to write down from this last week...

*"Is that a potato [tornado] siren?"*

*"Mommy! I have a reeeeeeeeal grandma and it's your mom!"*

*"Your lucky, Mommy, cause you can go poop and potty. Ac'lly [actually] I lucky, too."*

*"Mom, I have kestyon for you. What do snails eat? Oh, I know, they live in the grass and prolly eat things in the grass, too."*

*"Mommy, turn around. When you spanked me after I pushed Skogen, that really hurt my feelings."*

*"Are you for real?"*

*"Oh my gracious!"*

*[Maida was naming the characters that the kids in her Bible school class played in a Bible story that they acted out.] "I was Jesus. Jake was John. And Cale was Peterson." [Ha! "Peterson," like Adrian Peterson, instead of Peter - she's confusing her Bible stories with the MN Vikings!]*

Today before we went shopping, we took a few pictures of us...

Maida was yelling, "cheeeeeeeeese," and Skogen was loving that, so neither of them were looking at the camera.

We took a few silly pictures just to make life more interesting...

Jay Leno chin picture:

Yelling "Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeese" as loud as we could picture:

Sticking our tongue out picture:

"Oh my goodness, did you just see that?" picture:

Our sleepy-time picture:

Mommy: Maida, let's take one more picture. What face should we do?

Maida: a sunglasses face picture.

Mommy: What does that look like?

Maida: Like this (pictured below)

I seriously LOVE this girl. I am so thankful that I get to stay home with these stinkers. I would just die if someone else got to have all this fun with them while I was stuck at work.

I've been blessed.