01 December 2011
Pregnancy Advice
by Maida
1. If you eat pineapple with a fork while you are pregnant, it gives you a much better relationship with the baby.
2. It's okay to puke. Your puke is cleanable.
3. If your breath stinks when you're pregnant, your boobs will grow to the size of footballs.
4. If you can't breastfeed, someone can break into your house and help you. Sometimes it's the doctor that breaks in. If it is the doctor, you can tell him that you are upset about the kind of doctor he is becoming. Just give him a little attitude and he will understand.
There is so much to learn from this little four-year-old, all in just a day's play. :)
In case you missed the story of how Maida got pregnant, you can read it here.
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I love it!!
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